matrix-lolbot/itemshortener.py

#yes i went through and did these all by hand.
#If you disagree with what I think is colloquial feel free to change it.
def renamer(longname: str):
    names = {
    'Boots of Speed':'boots',
    'Faerie Charm':'faerie charm',
    'Rejuvenation Bead':'rejuv bead',
    'Giant\'s Belt':'giants belt',
    'Cloak of Agility':'cloak of agility',
    'Blasting Wand':'blasting wand',
    'Sapphire Crystal': 'mana crystal',
    'Ruby Crystal':'ruby crystal',
    'Cloth Armor':'cloth armor',
    'Chain Vest':'chain vest',
    'Null-Magic Mantle':'nullmagic mantle',
    'Long Sword':'ls',
    'Pickaxe':'pickaxe',
    'B. F. Sword':'bf sword',
    'Hunter\'s Talisman':'talisman',
    'Hunter\'s Machete':'machete',
    'Dagger':'dagger',
    'Recurve Bow':'recurve',
    'Brawler\'s Gloves':'brawlers gloves',
    'Amplifying Tome':'amp tome',
    'Vampiric Scepter':'vamp scepter',
    'Doran\'s Shield':'dshield',
    'Doran\'s Blade':'dblade',
    'Doran\'s Ring':'dring',
    'Negatron Cloak':'negatron',
    'Needlessly Large Rod':'needlessly',
    'The Dark Seal':'dark seal',
    'Cull':'cull',
    'Enchantment: Warrior':'warrior smite',
    'Enchantment: Cinderhulk':'cinderhulk smite',
    'Enchantment: Runic Echoes':'ap smite',
    'Enchantment: Bloodrazor':'as smite',
    'Health Potion':'hp pot',
    'Mana Potion':'mp pot',
    'Total Biscuit of Rejuvenation':'removed biscuit',
    'Total Biscuit of Everlasting Will':'biscuit',
    'Elixir Of Skill':'elixir of skill',
    'Looted Biscuit of Rejuvenation':'klepto biscuit',
    'Looted Oracle\'s Extract':'klepto oracles',
    'Kircheis Shard':'arrowhead',
    'Refillable Potion':'refillable',
    'Hunter\'s Potion':'hunters pot',
    'Corrupting Potion':'corrupting pots',
    'Oracle\'s Extract':'oracles extract',
    'Guardian\'s Horn':'aram def',
    'Raptor Cloak':'raptor cloak',
    'Control Ward':'control ward',
    'Pilfered Stealth Ward':'klepto green ward',
    'Peering Farsight Ward':'klepto blue ward',
    'Travel Size Elixir of Iron':'klepto elixir of iron',
    'Travel Size Elixir of Sorcery':'klepto elixir of sorcery',
    'Travel Size Elixir of Wrath':'klepto elixir of wrath',
    'Pilfered Health Potion':'klepto hp pot',
    'Pilfered Potion of Rouge':'klepto rouge pot',
    'Elixir of Iron':'elixir of iron',
    'Elixir of Sorcery':'elixir of sorcery',
    'Elixir of Wrath':'elixir of wrath',
    'Sly Sack of Gold':'klepto gold sack',
    'Minion Dematerializer':'dematerializer',
    'Commencing Stopwatch':'inactive stopwatch',
    'Stopwatch':'stopwatch',
    'Broken Stopwatch':'broken stopwatch',
    'Slightly Magical Boots':'free boots',
    'Abyssal Mask':'abyssal mask',
    'Archangel\'s Staff':'archangels',
    'Manamune':'manamune',
    'Berserker\'s Greaves':'beserkers',
    'Archangel\'s Staff (Quick Charge)':'archangels',
    'Manamune (Quick Charge)':'manamune',
    'Boots of Swiftness':'swifties',
    'Catalyst of Aeons':'catalyst',
    'Sorcerer\'s Shoes':'sorc shoes',
    'Frozen Mallet':'frozen mallet',
    'Glacial Shroud':'glacial shroud',
    'Iceborn Gauntlet':'iceborn',
    'Guardian Angel':'ga',
    'Rod of Ages':'roa',
    'Chalice of Harmony':'chalice',
    'Rod of Ages (Quick Charge)':'roa',
    'Hextech GLP-800':'glp',
    'Infinity Edge':'ie',
    'Mortal Reminder':'mortal reminder',
    'Giant Slayer':'giant slayer',
    'Last Whisper':'lw',
    'Lord Dominik\'s Regards':'lord dominiks',
    'Seraph\'s Embrace':'seraphs',
    'Mejai\'s Soulstealer':'mejais',
    'Muramana':'muramana',
    'Phage':'phage',
    'Phantom Dancer':'pd',
    'Ninja Tabi':'tabis',
    'Zeke\'s Convergence':'zekes',
    'Jaurim\'s Fist':'jaurims',
    'Sterak\'s Gage':'steraks',
    'Ohmwrecker':'ohmwrecker',
    'Sheen':'sheen',
    'Banner of Command':'banner',
    'Spirit Visage':'spirit visage',
    'Kindlegem':'kindlegem',
    'Sunfire Cape':'sunfire',
    'Remnant of the Ascended':'coin ward',
    'Tear of the Goddess':'tear',
    'The Black Cleaver':'black cleaver',
    'The Bloodthirster':'bt',
    'Ravenous Hydra':'ravenous hydra',
    'Thornmail':'thornmail',
    'Bramble Vest':'bramble',
    'Tiamat':'tiamat',
    'Trinity Force':'triforce',
    'Warden\'s Mail':'wardens mail',
    'Warmog\'s Armor':'warmogs',
    'Runaan\'s Hurricane':'runaans',
    'Zeal':'zeal',
    'Statikk Shiv':'statikk',
    'Rabadon\'s Deathcap':'rabadons',
    'Wooglet\'s Witchcap':'wooglets',
    'Wit\'s End':'wits end',
    'Remnant of the Watchers':'spellthiefs ward',
    'Rapid Firecannon':'rfc',
    'Nomad\'s Medallion':'nomads',
    'Targon\'s Brace':'targons',
    'Frostfang':'frostfang',
    'Lich Bane':'lich bane',
    'Stinger':'stinger',
    'Banshee\'s Veil':'banshees',
    'Aegis of the Legion':'aegis',
    'Redemption':'redemption',
    'Fiendish Codex':'codex',
    'Knight\'s Vow':'knights vow',
    'Frozen Heart':'frozen heart',
    'Mercury\'s Treads':'merc treads',
    'Guardian\'s Orb':'aram ap',
    'Aether Wisp':'wisp',
    'Forbidden Idol':'forbidden idol',
    'Nashor\'s Tooth':'nashors',
    'Rylai\'s Crystal Scepter':'rylais',
    'Boots of Mobility':'mobis',
    'Executioner\'s Calling':'executioners',
    'Guinsoo\'s Rageblade':'rageblade',
    'Caulfield\'s Warhammer':'caufield',
    'Serrated Dirk':'serrated dirk',
    'Void Staff':'void staff',
    'Haunting Guise':'mini liandrys',
    'Mercurial Scimitar':'merc scimitar',
    'Quicksilver Sash':'qss',
    'Youmuu\'s Ghostblade':'yomuus',
    'Randuin\'s Omen':'randuins',
    'Bilgewater Cutlass':'cutlass',
    'Hextech Revolver':'revolver',
    'Hextech Gunblade':'gunblade',
    'Duskblade of Draktharr':'duskblade',
    'Liandry\'s Torment':'liandrys',
    'Hextech Protobelt-01':'protobelt',
    'Blade of the Ruined King':'bork',
    'Hexdrinker':'hexdrinker',
    'Maw of Malmortius':'maw',
    'Zhonya\'s Hourglass':'zhonyas',
    'Ionian Boots of Lucidity':'cdr boots',
    'Morellonomicon':'morellos',
    'Moonflair Spellblade':'moonflairs',
    'Athene\'s Unholy Grail':'athenes',
    'Guardian\'s Hammer':'aram ad',
    'Arcane Sweeper':'sweeper',
    'Locket of the Iron Solari':'locket',
    'Seeker\'s Armguard':'seekers',
    'Gargoyle Stoneplate':'stoneplate',
    'Adaptive Helm':'adaptive helm',
    'The Hex Core mk-1':'hexcore 1',
    'The Hex Core mk-2':'hexcore 2',
    'Perfect Hex Core':'hexcore perfect',
    'Prototype Hex Core':'prototype hexcore',
    'Spectre\'s Cowl':'cowl',
    'Mikael\'s Crucible':'mikaels',
    'Poacher\'s Dirk':'poachers dirk',
    'Luden\'s Echo':'ludens',
    'Ancient Coin':'coin',
    'Relic Shield':'relic',
    'Spellthief\'s Edge':'spellthiefs',
    'Timeworn Ancient Coin':'full coin',
    'Timeworn Nomad\'s Medallion':'full nomads',
    'Timeworn Talisman of Ascension':'full talisman',
    'Timeworn Relic Shield':'full relic',
    'Timeworn Targon\'s Brace':'full targon',
    'Timeworn Face of the Mountain':'full fotm',
    'Timeworn Spellthief\'s Edge':'full spellthiefs',
    'Timeworn Frostfang':'full frostfang',
    'Timeworn Frost Queen\'s Claim':'full frostqueens',
    'Warding Totem (Trinket)':'sight wards',
    'Sweeping Lens (Trinket)':'sweeping lens',
    'Arcane Sweeper':'sweeper',
    'Farsight Alteration':'blue trinket',
    'Molten Edge':'ornn ie',
    'Forgefire Cape':'ornn sunfire',
    'Rabadon\'s Deathcrown':'ornn rabadons',
    'Infernal Mask':'ornn abyssal mask',
    'The Obsidian Cleaver':'ornn black cleaver',
    'Salvation':'ornn redemption',
    'Circlet of the Iron Solari':'ornn locket',
    'Trinity Fusion':'ornn triforce',
    'Zhonya\'s Paradox':'ornn zhonyas',
    'Remnant of the Aspect':'relic ward',
    'Ardent Censer':'ardent',
    'Essence Reaver':'essence reaver',
    'Zz\'Rot Portal':'zzrot',
    'Eye of the Herald':'rift herald',
    'The Black Spear':'kalista bind',
    'Stalker\'s Blade':'stalkers',
    'Tracker\'s Knife':'trackers',
    'Skirmisher\'s Sabre':'skirmishers',
    'Dead Man\'s Plate':'dead mans',
    'Titanic Hydra':'titantic',
    'Bami\'s Cinder':'bami cinder',
    'Righteous Glory':'rglory',
    'Crystalline Bracer':'bracer',
    'Lost Chapter':'lost chapter',
    'Death\'s Dance':'deaths dance',
    'Edge of Night':'edge of night',
    'Fire at Will':'gp longer',
    'Death\'s Daughter':'gp big boom',
    'Raise Morale':'gp fast',
    'Oracle Alteration':'oracles'
    }
    return names[longname]