matrix-lolbot/item-shortener.txt

#yes i went through and did these all by hand. If you disagree with what I think is colloquial feel free to change it.
def renamer(longname: str):
    names = {
    'Boots of Speed':'boots',
    'Faerie Charm':'faerie charm',
    'Rejuvenation Bead':'rejuv bead',
    'Giant\'s Belt':'giants belt',
    'Cloak of Agility':'cloak of agility',
    'Blasting Wand':'blasting wand',
    'Sapphire Crystal': 'mana crystal',
    'Ruby Crystal':'ruby crystal',
    'Cloth Armor':'cloth armor',
    'Chain Vest':'chain vest',
    'Null-Magic Mantle':'nullmagic mantle',
    'Long Sword':'ls',
    'Pickaxe':'pickaxe',
    'B. F. Sword':'bf sword',
    'Hunter\'s Talisman':'talisman',
    'Hunter\'s Machete':'machete',
    'Dagger':'dagger',
    'Recurve Bow':'recurve',
    'Brawler\'s Gloves':'brawlers gloves',
    'Amplifying Tome':'amp tome',
    'Vampiric Scepter':'vamp scepter',
    'Doran\'s Shield':'dshield',
    'Doran\'s Blade':'dblade',
    'Doran\'s Ring':'dring',
    'Negatron Cloak':'negatron',
    'Needlessly Large Rod':'nlr',
    'The Dark Seal':'dark seal',
    'Cull':'cull',
    'Enchantment: Warrior':'warrior smite',
    'Enchantment: Cinderhulk':'cinderhulk smite',
    'Enchantment: Runic Echoes':'ap smite',
    'Enchantment: Bloodrazor':'as smite',
    'Health Potion':'hp pot',
    'Mana Potion':'mp pot',
    'Total Biscuit of Rejuvenation':'removed biscuit',
    'Total Biscuit of Everlasting Will':'biscuit',
    'Elixir Of Skill':'elixir of skill',
    'Looted Biscuit of Rejuvenation':'klepto biscuit',
    'Looted Oracle\'s Extract':'klepto oracles',
    'Kircheis Shard':'arrowhead',
    'Refillable Potion':'refillable',
    'Hunter\'s Potion':'hunters pot',
    'Corrupting Potion':'corrupting pots',
    'Oracle's Extract':'oracles extract',
    'Explorer's Ward
    'Guardian's Horn
    'Poro-Snax
    'Raptor Cloak
    'Diet Poro-Snax
    'Control Ward':'control ward'
    'Pilfered Stealth Ward
    'Peering Farsight Ward
    'Travel Size Elixir of Iron
    'Travel Size Elixir of Sorcery
    'Travel Size Elixir of Wrath
    'Pilfered Health Potion
    'Pilfered Potion of Rouge
    'Elixir of Iron
    'Elixir of Sorcery
    'Elixir of Wrath
    'Sly Sack of Gold
    'Minion Dematerializer
    'Commencing Stopwatch
    'Stopwatch':'stopwatch'
    'Broken Stopwatch':'broken stopwatch'
    'Slightly Magical Boots':'free boots'
    'Abyssal Mask
    'Archangel's Staff
    'Manamune
    'Berserker's Greaves':'beserkers'
    'Archangel's Staff (Quick Charge)
    'Manamune (Quick Charge)
    'Boots of Swiftness':'swifties'
    'Catalyst of Aeons':'catalyst'
    'Sorcerer\'s Shoes':'sorc shoes'
    'Frozen Mallet
    'Glacial Shroud
    'Iceborn Gauntlet':'iceborn'
    'Guardian Angel':'ga'
    'Rod of Ages':'roa'
    'Chalice of Harmony':'chalice'
    'Rod of Ages (Quick Charge)
    'Hextech GLP-800':'glp'
    'Infinity Edge':'ie'
    'Mortal Reminder':'mortal reminder'
    'Giant Slayer
    'Last Whisper':'lw'
    'Lord Dominik's Regards
    'Seraph's Embrace
    'Mejai\'s Soulstealer':'mejais'
    'Muramana
    'Muramana
    'Phage':'phage'
    'Phantom Dancer':'pd'
    'Ninja Tabi':'tabis'
    'Seraph's Embrace
    'Zeke's Convergence':'zekes'
    'Jaurim\'s Fist':'jaurims'
    'Sterak's Gage':'steraks'
    'Ohmwrecker':'ohmwrecker'
    'Sheen':'sheen'
    'Banner of Command':'banner'
    'Spirit Visage':'spirit visage'
    'Kindlegem':'kindlegem'
    'Sunfire Cape':'sunfire'
    'Remnant of the Ascended
    'Tear of the Goddess':'tear'
    'The Black Cleaver':'black cleaver'
    'The Bloodthirster':'bt'
    'Tear of the Goddess (Quick Charge)
    'Ravenous Hydra':'ravenous hydra'
    'Thornmail':'thornmail'
    'Bramble Vest':'bramble'
    'Tiamat':'tiamat'
    'Trinity Force':'trinity'
    'Warden's Mail':'wardens mail'
    'Warmog's Armor':'warmogs'
    'Overlord's Bloodmail
    'Runaan's Hurricane':'runaans'
    'Zeal':'zeal'
    'Statikk Shiv':'statikk'
    'Rabadon's Deathcap':'rabadons'
    'Wooglet's Witchcap':'wooglets'
    'Wit's End':'wits end'
    'Remnant of the Watchers
    'Rapid Firecannon':'rfc'
    'Nomad's Medallion
    'Targon's Brace':'targons'
    'Frostfang':'frostfang'
    'Lich Bane':'lich bane'
    'Stinger
    'Banshee's Veil':'banshees'
    'Lord Van Damm's Pillager
    'Aegis of the Legion':'aegis'
    'Redemption':'redemption'
    'Fiendish Codex
    'Knight's Vow':'knights vow'
    'Frozen Heart
    'Mercury's Treads':'merc treads'
    'Guardian's Orb
    'Aether Wisp
    'Forbidden Idol
    'Nashor's Tooth':'nashors'
    'Rylai's Crystal Scepter':'rylais'
    'Boots of Mobility':'mobis'
    'Wicked Hatchet
    'Executioner's Calling':'executioners'
    'Guinsoo's Rageblade':'rageblade'
    'Caulfield's Warhammer
    'Serrated Dirk
    'Void Staff':'void staff'
    'Haunting Guise
    'Dervish Blade
    'Mercurial Scimitar':'merc scimitar'
    'Quicksilver Sash':'qss'
    'Youmuu's Ghostblade':'yomuus'
    'Randuin's Omen':'randuins'
    'Bilgewater Cutlass':'cutlass'
    'Hextech Revolver':'revolver'
    'Hextech Gunblade':'gunblade'
    'Duskblade of Draktharr':'duskblade'
    'Liandry's Torment':'liandrys'
    'Hextech Protobelt-01':'protobelt'
    'Blade of the Ruined King':'bork'
    'Hexdrinker':'hexdrinker'
    'Maw of Malmortius':'maw'
    'Zhonya's Hourglass':'zhonyas'
    'Ionian Boots of Lucidity':'cdr boots'
    'Morellonomicon':'morellos'
    'Moonflair Spellblade':'moonflairs'
    'Athene's Unholy Grail':'athenes'
    'Head of Kha'Zix
    'Sanguine Blade
    'Guardian's Hammer
    'The Lightbringer
    'Arcane Sweeper
    'Locket of the Iron Solari':'locket'
    'Seeker's Armguard':'seekers'
    'Gargoyle Stoneplate
    'Adaptive Helm':'adaptive helm'
    'The Hex Core mk-1
    'The Hex Core mk-2
    'Perfect Hex Core
    'Prototype Hex Core
    'Spectre's Cowl':'cowl'
    'Mikael's Crucible':'mikaels'
    'Poacher's Dirk
    'Luden's Echo':'ludens'
    'Ancient Coin':'coin'
    'Relic Shield':'relic'
    'Spellthief's Edge':'spellthiefs'
    'Timeworn Ancient Coin':'full coin'
    'Timeworn Nomad's Medallion':'full nomads'
    'Timeworn Talisman of Ascension':'full'
    'Timeworn Relic Shield
    'Timeworn Targon's Brace
    'Timeworn Face of the Mountain
    'Timeworn Spellthief's Edge
    'Timeworn Frostfang
    'Timeworn Frost Queen's Claim
    'Warding Totem (Trinket)
    'Sweeping Lens (Trinket)
    'Soul Anchor (Trinket)
    'Arcane Sweeper
    'Greater Stealth Totem (Trinket)
    'Greater Vision Totem (Trinket)
    'Farsight Alteration
    'Oracle Alteration
    'Molten Edge
    'Forgefire Cape
    'Rabadon's Deathcrown
    'Infernal Mask
    'The Obsidian Cleaver
    'Salvation
    'Circlet of the Iron Solari
    'Trinity Fusion
    'Wooglet's Witchcrown
    'Zhonya's Paradox
    'Remnant of the Aspect
    'Head of Kha'Zix
    'Head of Kha'Zix
    'Head of Kha'Zix
    'Head of Kha'Zix
    'Golden Transcendence
    'Golden Transcendence (Disabled)
    'Seer Stone (Trinket)
    'Ardent Censer':'ardent'
    'Essence Reaver':'essence reaver'
    'Zz\'Rot Portal':'zzrot'
    'Eye of the Herald
    'The Black Spear
    'Siege Teleport
    'Siege Ballista
    'Siege Teleport
    'Tower: Beam of Ruination
    'Port Pad
    'Tower: Storm Bulwark
    'Nexus Siege: Siege Weapon Slot
    'Flash Zone
    'Vanguard Banner
    'Siege Refund
    'Entropy Field
    'Seer Stone (Trinket)
    'Shield Totem
    'Siege Teleport (Inactive)
    'Siege Sight Warder
    'Enchantment: Warrior
    'Enchantment: Cinderhulk
    'Enchantment: Runic Echoes
    'Enchantment: Bloodrazor
    'Frosted Snax
    'Super Spicy Snax
    'Espresso Snax
    'Rainbow Snax Party Pack!
    'Cosmic Shackle
    'Singularity Lantern
    'Dark Matter Scythe
    'Gravity Boots
    'Cloak of Stars
    'Dark Star Sigil
    'Stalker's Blade':'stalkers'
    'Tracker's Knife:'trackers'
    'Skirmisher's Sabre':'skirmishers'
    'Dead Man's Plate':'dead mans'
    'Titanic Hydra':'titantic'
    'Bami's Cinder':'bami cinder'
    'Righteous Glory':'righteous glory'
    'Crystalline Bracer':'bracer'
    'Lost Chapter':'lost chapter'
    'Death's Dance:'deaths dance',
    'Edge of Night':'edge of night',
    'Fire at Will':'gp longer',
    'Death's Daughter':'gp big boom',
    'Raise Morale':'gp fast'
    }
    return names[longname]